What fresh Hell is this?!

TV/Movie love, a dash of snark, and a pinch of library nonsense.
Sorry not sorry.

finalzidane-x:

nyx-010:

horroriskiller:

The boy who played Danny in “The Shining” had no idea he was filming for a horror movie. From Cracked: 

Lloyd just thought they were making a movie about a family in a hotel. He wasn’t even really sure how much he was getting paid to be there. He was only ever shown severely edited footage that took out all the scary parts, which essentially means he thought he was filming the most boring snoozefest ever created, because without the iconic scenes of terror, The Shining is a movie about three people wandering around in cavernous, brooding silence.
Lloyd didn’t see the actual uncut movie until many years later as a teenager, and suddenly everything clicked into place — those two nice British girls with whom he used to play and share lunch in between takes? They were ax-murdered ghosts who wanted his soul. That nice Jack Nicholson man who did a funny tomahawk dance when Lloyd accidentally wandered on set one day? Jack was slobberingly hacking his way through a bathroom door to murder Lloyd’s onscreen mother only moments prior.


That must have been the biggest mindfuck of his life.

Clever way to put a kid in a scary movie and still keep his innocence if you ask me. Now he’s got bragging rights for being in a classic.

finalzidane-x:

nyx-010:

horroriskiller:

The boy who played Danny in “The Shining” had no idea he was filming for a horror movie. From Cracked: 

Lloyd just thought they were making a movie about a family in a hotel. He wasn’t even really sure how much he was getting paid to be there. He was only ever shown severely edited footage that took out all the scary parts, which essentially means he thought he was filming the most boring snoozefest ever created, because without the iconic scenes of terror, The Shining is a movie about three people wandering around in cavernous, brooding silence.

Lloyd didn’t see the actual uncut movie until many years later as a teenager, and suddenly everything clicked into place — those two nice British girls with whom he used to play and share lunch in between takes? They were ax-murdered ghosts who wanted his soul. That nice Jack Nicholson man who did a funny tomahawk dance when Lloyd accidentally wandered on set one day? Jack was slobberingly hacking his way through a bathroom door to murder Lloyd’s onscreen mother only moments prior.

That must have been the biggest mindfuck of his life.

Clever way to put a kid in a scary movie and still keep his innocence if you ask me. Now he’s got bragging rights for being in a classic.

(via superwholock-halloween)

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thehippiechic:

crayonguy:

Bunny master post

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hobbitdragon:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

hobbitdragon:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

(Source: coolator, via scores-foracaseoftastykakes)

notyourstereotypicallibrarian:

do-you-have-a-flag:

my url is izzard based, it’s easter (well, after easter by 16 minutes here but shhhh) I feel this is obligatory for me to post

Happy Easter everyone

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Club, LEGO

iworkatapubliclibrary:

At the children’s LEGO Club yesterday, the theme was “At the Zoo”:

Kid #1: “I’m going to make an okapi enclosure.”

Kid #2: “I’ll tell you what I’m making after it’s done. At the orientation.”

Kid #3: “I’m making a skate park inside the zoo. For the giraffes.”

Kid #4: “Why are all the little people yellow? I can’t understand it.”

Kid #5: “There are some fake LEGOs mixed in. Would you like me to pick them out?”

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

(Source: grindlebone, via sudo-rm--rf)